Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He has the fingertips of a God
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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