I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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