Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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