your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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