I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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