I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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