we have officially lost it.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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