There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Acid is not a monday night drug
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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