she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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