well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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