i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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