i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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