Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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