forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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