it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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