found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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