If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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go home
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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