This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
