i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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