I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
