if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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