Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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