He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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