Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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