she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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