??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
