How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?