Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How many fucks given?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?