Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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