i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
