It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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