i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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