it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
So. Much. Porn.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
