Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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