So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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