I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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