**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
