Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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