and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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