We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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