Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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