don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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