Three words: puerto rican gang bang
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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