it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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