She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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