You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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