we have officially lost it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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