I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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