real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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