You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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