You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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