She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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