this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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