so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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