he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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