I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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